THE NORTH POLE NATIONAL ANTHEM


Oh through the trekless wilderness they go,
With bags aheavy and faces aglow.
Oh where are they going to?
dunt, dunt, dunt...


Tally ho!
Off we go!
To the Pole!
Just so...(long anticipatory hold)
We can snack!

We hear the sound of distant kazoos,
Invoking snacks and many a snooze.
Through sand croquet fields we romp in delight,
Cavorting and snorting from day until night!

Tally ho!
Off we go!
To the Pole!
Just so...(long anticipatory hold)
We can snack!

To pinecones with handles, we remain ever true,
For silliness and absurdity, we honor you.
From our super spiffy decoder rings,
Our verve and pomposity effervescently springs!

Tally ho!
Off we go!
To the Pole!
Just so...(long anticipatory hold)
We can snack!

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